25 Comments

1. gavindaysaccount says (5.01.2010 at 12:11 am):

   

   Hilarious intro music

2. cam45m51 says (5.01.2010 at 12:16 am):

   

   well no technicly because sperm cells reproduse all the time and only live for about 70 days so you didnt exsist at all….

3. MacPr0xnxx0 says (5.01.2010 at 12:54 am):

   

   @Ryguy1450 no i didn’t prove shit for you

4. Ryguy1450 says (5.01.2010 at 1:51 am):

   

   @MacPr0x I think you just proved my point.

5. MacPr0xnxx0 says (5.01.2010 at 2:41 am):

   

   @Ryguy1450 you must suck cock

6. Ryguy1450 says (5.01.2010 at 3:12 am):

   

   you must be 10.

7. Ryguy1450 says (5.01.2010 at 3:44 am):

   

   Don’t steal my comment dude.

8. DiemondProductions says (5.01.2010 at 4:23 am):

   

   Don’t steal my comment bitch.

9. MacPr0xnxx0 says (5.01.2010 at 4:42 am):

   

   no i Pod no iTunes no iPhone wow we have come such a long way

10. Krewetka001 says (5.01.2010 at 4:56 am):

    

    I wasn’t even those small cells

11. Arthasu says (5.01.2010 at 5:05 am):

    

    i was somewhere in my dads dick.. yuck that sucked

12. brabon1 says (5.01.2010 at 5:19 am):

    

    this is the event that killed jobs, when he made the mac seem bigger than the apple ii

13. FutureiMacuser says (5.01.2010 at 6:11 am):

    

    I wasnt even sperm yet at this time.

    I was just small cells, forming up to one.

14. Icebeam47 says (5.01.2010 at 6:41 am):

    

    LOL!!! XD

15. mrdexter86 says (5.01.2010 at 7:10 am):

    

    i was -2 years old

16. MrTabby5000 says (5.01.2010 at 7:29 am):

    

    Those old macs are now toxic waste being sent to ghana to be dumped destroying their environment.But that doesn’t matter those people are black.While this guys toxic waste is destroying a country, he is living in a mansion.

17. Gearhe1d says (5.01.2010 at 8:04 am):

    

    lol Steve Jobs looks like the candy man with those suspenders.

18. DiemondProductions says (5.01.2010 at 8:44 am):

    

    I was still in my fathers testacles

19. TomSouthLondon says (5.01.2010 at 9:01 am):

    

    i was 1 years old

20. MrNotchJohnson says (5.01.2010 at 9:30 am):

    

    “I thought this was the greatest thing that had been invented since the TOASTER” ? Is that guy being sarcastic?

21. Nefus2 says (5.01.2010 at 10:13 am):

    

    12:28

    LOL is that from 1984? If so Bill Gates where back when 30 years old but he looks like tennager XD

22. yiyopr1 says (5.01.2010 at 10:54 am):

    

    Heck its called tradition. The starting with a video, the backround. Its classic, simple, and it works. People love apple keynotes. The keynote starts, the show a video, the guy talks about the new product, he shows us the new product, then a band or some music at the end… They choreography might be the same, but the product is new. And the products are innovative.

23. nubbie1944 says (5.01.2010 at 11:17 am):

    

    Holy shit, at 13:43 is that the same guy that does the voiceovers for the PC commercials now, if not, sounds damn close.

24. markgodofpoop says (5.01.2010 at 11:50 am):

    

    oooooh its broke!!!

25. sweetandrogyn says (5.01.2010 at 12:03 pm):

    

    Nah, I don’t think this applies to product presentations. If it was we would still watch the same advertisements as in the 1960s.